'Bizarre' seems quite popular at the moment and the dreaded 'rinse and repeat' seems to be popping up again....
Modern office speak apparently. https://www.theguardian.com/lets-wo...-your-complete-guide-to-the-new-office-jargon
Interestingly I've heard the former used, but never the latter. I'm familiar with the dimensions of the human heart and of a range of peas, with that in mind, I think 'heart like a pea' conveys the appropriate message more succinctly than the supposed correct version you refer to.
'only my opinion'. Which seems to be something added to make the post infallible in the posters eyes. Of course it's your own fùcking opinion!!
I suspect that is defensive as someone else will have a go at them for daring to post an opinion which another poster disagrees with
I normally see it used in the first instance, when someone is posting something they know deep down is daft. eg. 'Obbi Oulare is an awful signing, didn't want to join us in January, heart the size of a pea. Will get torn a new one at Chamionship level. Just my opinion.'
I don't think these are too bad, they're quite literal, aren't they? For me, the first one means a through ball, no?