Richard Keys was assassinated in 2003 by a hunter who mistook him for a grizzly bear. It is actually a hologram that currently appears on BEIN Sports. The body of the real Richard Keys is kept in a block of ice where he is guarded day and night by Andy Gray who is protecting it from an angry Sian Massey who wants to burn it live on Monday Night Football
In an average game at Oakwell, the occupants of Row Z touch the ball more than the opposition keeper.