You've been a bad'un and ended up on death row...

You daft bugger, but at least you get a last meal.

For me, a grilled tomahawk steak, corn on the cob, Mac and cheese and 6 ice cold cans of rootbeer.

What's yours?

 

Spam spam spam spam.

 

I wonder if anyone with a nut allergy has ever asked for peanuts to have the last laugh. Would they try and revive you just to kill you?

Or if I was lactose intolerant I'd ask for a gallon of milk just to give them a reyt mess to clean up on my way out.

 

Bottle of black label Johnny Walker & a few bags of quavers. & a fumble with Winona Ryder, wouldn’t go amiss..

 

Angle grinder and chips.

 

think that would be a worse way to die, struggling to breathe surely? I don't think I'd have much appetite , but if I could get drunk on champagne that might help!

 

Lamb Tikka Madras, chips, chapatis, poppadums, raita and a dozen bottles of red wine.

 

The ways executions are carried out can be horrendously painful as well. There are more humane options, but they choose not to use them. As if the death penalty isn't barbaric enough.

But anyway, that's off topic. Serious answer for last meal - probably a T bone steak and a nice bottle of red.

 

A packet of toffos, I can wait.

 

A lovely, lovely lumpy chicken wrap and then nice stare out the window.

 

Sounds a lot but I suppose you could put any left overs in the fridge for the next day, oh wait a minute

 

A bottomless Gin & Tonic, with a lifetime supply of refills.

 

Chicken leg, sage and onion stuffing, mashed potatoes, roast potatoes, sprouts, carrots, two yorkshire puddings, three pigs in blankets, and the whole lot covered in apple sauce.

Followed by a large serving of treacle sponge pudding and custard. Or a large slice of chocolate gateau. Or both.

Followed by two cups of coffee and a box of after eight mints.

 

They need to bring torrid back for those of us not in death row!

 

I might go for a bacon sarnie. What’s the point of being vegan, when your number’s up.?
Of course I wouldn’t..

 

Dumplins in corned beef stew. Brown sauce and thick uncut bread...Jam roly poly wi thick custard and at least 3 pints of proper Guinness from brewery in Dublin...if ah ad to av a starter melted camambert wi red onion chutney and toasted soldiers...nearly worth toppin somebody

 

How about something so rancid and out of date it would make you so ill you'd WANT someone to put you out of your misery?

 

Harold shipman asked for an apple,he said I could murder a Granny Smith,is that too much ?,am I cancelled ?,it won’t bring them back,it was only a joke

 

You might have to make do with the rest if they cannot get hold of any Quavers.

 

Yer a good lad, Peter.