Made me laugh

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    A CofE vicar, a Catholic priest and a Jewish rabbit go to give blood. The nurse asks them if they know what group they are. The rabbit says “I think I’m a type O”.
     
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    My boss always laughed at my jokes at work but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked her why doesn't she laugh at them anymore.

    She replied, "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny."
     
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    My dyslexic friend has rubbed Cherry Blossom shoe polish all over his tallywacker. I said, "You stupid git, you're supposed to turn your clock back!"
     
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    Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in front.

    The lead tiger turns and says, "Hey, cut it out, alright?"

    The other tiger says sorry and they continue on their way.

    After about five minutes the rear tiger suddenly repeats his action.

    The front tiger turns angrily and says," I said don`t do that again!"

    The rear tiger says "sorry" again and they continue.

    After about another five minutes, the rear tiger repeats his action.

    The front tiger turns and says, "What is it with you, anyway? I said to stop."

    The rear tiger says, "I really am sorry but I just ate a Leeds fan and I`m just trying to get the taste out of my mouth."
     
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    Very good
     
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    Remind you of anyone?
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    Maybe this
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    One for the teenagers
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    Probably the worst joke from SOTS this morning:

    The man who owned a whoopee cushion factory with 2 employees suffered a downturn in trade and had to let them go.

    Many apologies for sharing this.
     
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    Sharon’s food never reaches the table. Straight from the frying pan into her mouth.
     
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    another from SOTS this morning:

    Why did the school girl eat her homework?

    She thought it was a piece of cake.
     
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    I can think of several BFC players over the years who this could apply to!!!
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