Inoffensive insults thread

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  1. Mr C

    Mr C Well-Known Member

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    It’s more about how you string them together, with a bit of rhythm & flare..
    - Yer grey fat useless, spawny eyed, parrot faced wazzock..:)
     
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    You streak of diarrheatic camel turd.
     
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    Brilliant! :)
     
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    Eyes like Mexidon, one eye on Mexborough t'other on Doncaster.
    Couldn't earn a living shovelling ten bob bits.
    White hands. - lazy.
     
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    My favourite.
    If someone says "Can you help me"
    Response. "I'm not a plastic surgeon but I'll do mi best"
    Once said it to a stranger. If looks could kill. :)
    Not a bad looking fella. Some folk have no sense of humour. :)

    Dee dar.as opposed to Fritzell.
     
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    Prannock
     
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    Thi brains are brand new... nivver bin used.

    I think I'm going to change my job title on LinkedIn to "Daft Apeth"
     
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    As a 10 year old I once called my grandfatha a wally and he went fc@king apesh^t and I couldn't understand why so I sat there thinking **** me mi grandad needs to chill art a bit it's not like I called him a c#×t or owt. .........his first name was Walter! :)............sithi.
     
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    On a serious note. On that subject. One of my pet hates. Is children calling their Parents. Grandparents aunts and uncles by their first name.:mad:
     
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    Guy used to sit near me in the East Stand and berate the ref every match. The worst it ever got was, 'You're a joke, Ref.' Wow, such emotion.
     
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    My missis is from the Black Country.. there favorite putdown is prat.. as in "Yam a right prat yow am"
     
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