Some kind of stinging insect has found it’s way into my underpants and stung my penis. ……but it’s better than watching BFC at the moment. I was lucky really, the sting is about 9 or 10 inches away from the sensitive end!
I used to love driving in the snow when I was younger. My enjoyemt seems to have diminished over the years as my cars have become more expensive!
1) Storing pile cream in the fridge next to the Scotch Bonnet chilli paste 2) Putting pile cream on in the dark to save the neighbours seeing in the window.