Just called in at Tesco

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  1. Bossman

    Bossman Well-Known Member

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    Thought I’d stock up on alcohol
    Woman on self check out…
    Can you pull your mask down for me love?
    Me, (rather smugly) “it’s ok I’m old enough to buy alcohol”
    her..oh I know that love but you look like a homeless alcoholic that we’ve banned from here…
    Jeez, go for the jugular why don’t ya woman,
     
    Bossman, Dec 1, 2021
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    She was right tho. Apart from the homeless bit like.
     
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    Bossman Well-Known Member

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    Well yeah, I can’t disagree with her but she didn’t have to say it to my face :D
     
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    I'd have a shave if I was you mate. Ooh, and put some deodorant on as well :)
     
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    That made me chuckle out loud.
     
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    Funny as f*** that is.
    All ya need nah is for the homeless guy to complain about the comparison and yve capped it...
     
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    Great story.

    Laughed out loud reading that!
     
    Tobys Knackers, Dec 1, 2021
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    Post of the week. Bringing sunshine to a dark board at the moment.
     
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    I've just been for a 5hite at work and not locked the door properly and one of the cleaners has walked in on me wiping my arse.
     
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    I hope you put her straight and told her about your pool boy and gardener........
     
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    The poo boy and the cleaner it must be a sequel.
     
    MrsHallsToffeerolls, Dec 1, 2021
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    That's my cover blown then,dam :)
     
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    You could write a love story out of that , send it to Mills and Boon under a pseudonym summat like Dephan Stawson , you never know .:cool:
     
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    Shakespeare himself couldn’t tart up that ditty.
     
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    So did you get served, or what.? o_O
     
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    I probably took “dressing like riffraff” a little too far
     
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    Course I did, I was gagging for a drink
     
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    Phew. I had visions of you going into withdrawal, as you lumbered back to your cardboard box.. :(
     
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    Good judge of character
     
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    :D:D
     
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