To be honest Roy .... Paula and myself never knew you drank until we witnessed you sober...... We should have guessed you drank heavily when you introduced us to all your grand kids saying this.. Is our sherrys 2 them 2 are our Baileys those 3 are our Gordon's and that little bugger is our bloody Mary's....that's ourJack. Daniels little un whos dressed as a pirate he thinks he's captain Morgan...and those 2 rough buggers sat at the end of the bar are my best mates johnnie walker and Jim Bean.... If that didn't give it away I should have known ...when the club turn came out and and it was no other than Christian and Neil whos drag names are Lady Bicardi and Miss Martini Not only that I remember you shouting chaser and we all got up and ran after that young woman dressed as a blue nun thinking she'd nicked your wallet.... No doubt I'll now be barred on here too .. Just like it appears that iam in Tesscos lol
That reminds me of the old Bernard Manning joke about the guy going into the supermarket and the woman at the till saying to her mate "you can always tell the single blokes you know - watch this" - they guy comes to the till and has one ready meal, one can of beer and a chocolate brownie - the till assistant says to him "I bet your a single bloke aren't you" - yes the man says how did you know that - she says "because you're a right ugly c..."
There’s a homeless bloke in the area with a cardboard sign that says “please stop asking me for my majority report”