On a serious note, isn't it a criminal offence to impersonate a police officer? Priti Nasty did it last year and got away with it as well.
Probably, so is impersonating a senior statesman. Thatcher was rotten, but we had to respect her evilness..
And in other news...woman complains that the male stripper at her hen do was rather porky and not the ripped hunk she paid for
Some bloke started talking to me in the pub last night. "My mate came off his motorbike today," he said. "Oh really?" I asked. "Yes," he replied. "He has slight brain damage, 2 broken arms and is completely blind in one eye." "Blimey," I said. "No wonder he came off it then!"