Christmas song variations

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  1. TonyTyke

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    My (mental) manager singing songs. I honestly cannot say I've heard of these variations which I've quite easily found with the help of Google. I honestly cannot believe I've never heard of these. Am I the mental one?



    While shepherds washed their socks at night
    All seated round the tub
    A bar of Sunlight soap came down
    And they began to scrub!”

    And…
    While shepherds watched the box at night
    All tuned to ITV
    The angel of the Lord came down
    And changed to BBC.


    Good King Wenceslas last looked out,
    From his bedroom window.
    Silly bugger he fell out,
    Landing on a cinder.
    Brightly shone his arse that night,
    Though the frost was cru-el.
    So they used it as a light
    Saving winter fu-el.
     
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    We three kings of Orient are
    One in a taxi, one in a car
    One on a scooter
    Beeping his hooter
    Smoking a fat cigar

    Oh....oh, star of wonder etc.
     
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    While Shepherd's watched their flocks by night they sat down on bank.

    An angel came down from heaven that night and showed them how to w@nk.
     
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    While Shepherds washed their socks by night and hung upon the line
    The Angel of the lord came down and. Said that red pairs mine

    We three kings of Orient are
    1 in a taxi, 1 in a car
    1 in a pram pushed by his mam
    Following yonder star
     
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    Heard the last one, but not the first 2
     
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    I knew you'd put that one on!
     
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    At school we sang a version of this that included the last line "wearing a wonderbra"...
     
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    I can't believe you know that one Helen , I certainly didn't.
     
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    I remember "followed by Ringo Starr."
     
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    We four Beatles of Liverpool are,
    John in a taxi, Paul in a car,
    George on his scooter, pipping his hooter,
    Followed by Ringo Starr
     
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