Bojob - A useless or terrible thing, performance, or action undertaken by a racist narcissistic egoistic lying plagaristic blonde fat tub of lard.
Vexed. A word that describes my feelings about almost everything regarding this country and my football team at the moment.
Tregetour, is a trickster. Whoreson, 18th century word for an unpleasant or greatly disliked person. Don't you just love it. Just imagine them being bounced across the dispatch box at PMQ.
I would have bought tickets hear Dennis Skinner calling the opposition Rapscallions, Picaroons, Montebanks, Dastards and Varlets.
Very specific, not surprised it fell out of use. At least now it can be brought back for a short while....
I think 'Twonk' is a massively underused and straight to the point slight of tonge. No watershed needed.
Good Shakespearian put down: “Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell” Othello (Act 4, Scene 2)