Famous films reduced to the basics...

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  1. North Yorks Red

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    Nanny flies in on umbrella
    Then buggers off on same umbrella
     
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    Boy learns that life isn't fair by not putting his brothers bet on o_O
     
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    Battles in outer space
     
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    Cute bear sprouts little monsters
     
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    A series of trekking and feighting all over a ring.
     
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    Moving house makes Jack happy, but all work and no play doesn't. Gets cold. Dies. End.
     
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    Stockbroker rips off thousands of small investors and lives the high life.

    Man gets sent to prison for a crime he didn’t commit, gets a rock hammer and tunnels to escape.
     
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    British soldiers surrounded and outnumbered in Africa. They fight hard and win. Lots get medals.
     
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    Psychopath kills people
    Maverick cop asks him if he feels lucky
    Psychopath wasn’t
     
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    Bloke cross dresses to play with his kids.
     
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    Missed out the middle

    Nanny flies in on umbrella

    Causes chaos

    Then buggers off on same umbrella
     
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    can somebody do 'Interstellar' for me...
     
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    Two lasses decide to go for a short break during which one of them shoots a bloke dead and one of them commits armed robbery. They decide their car can defy the laws of gravity and drive it over the cliff. Wrong call........
     
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    Not one film... but a synopsis of every Catherine Cookson film that's been on every Sunday for months on freeview...

    Poverty stricken but beautiful Geordie girl...
    has a bit of trouble...
    meets rich guy...
    has a bit of trouble...
    marries him and lives happily ever after.
     
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    Director tries to confuse audience. Succeeds.
     
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    Guy wears tights, is into swinging, shoots sticky fluid, fights other folk in tights and he generally wins.
     
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    I - Man doesn't win at boxing
    II - Man does win at boxing
    III - Man doesn't win at boxing then does
    IV - Man wins at boxing against big Russian
    V - Meh
     
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    Man visits Transylvania.
    Vampire visits Whitby.
    Both regret it.
     
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    Tom Hanks goes to island with basketball :D
     
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    Woman crosses legs slowly.
     
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