Famous films reduced to the basics...

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    Two women take a journey to drive off a cliff.
     
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    Couple of guys decide to fleece a narsty guy.
    One of em ends up dead
    But he’s not
     
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    A woman kills an alien

    A woman kills lots of aliens

    A woman kills herself and an alien

    A woman has a baby alien and kills it

    Meh
     
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    Man meets lover, shoots his load, bad guys shoot lover, man loads shooter, shoots loads of bad guys.
     
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    Groups spends 9 hours returning Jewellery
     
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    Woman boils a bunny then drowns in a bath. Then doesn't. Then does.
     
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    Robot tries to kill woman but gets killed.

    Robot tries to save woman and kid and kills itself.

    Meh
     
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    he gets fed up of shagging a fish so shags a bloke
    then dees
     
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    A load of dinosaurs kill a load of people
    A load of different dinosaurs kill a load people
     
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    Innocent death row prisoner is executed. Prison replaces lots of lightbulbs.
     
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    dug a hole under a fence to escape the pow camp then got shot
     
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    Tom Hanks in a oner
    starts out as a toy cowboy, plays a game and bosssts out of his trousers to become a man
    crashes a plane int wata, shags a mermaid and looses his ball floating around the ocean
    gets picked up by a cargo ship which gets attacked by pirates, but cant sleep thinking of there lass.
    so sets off running to find her an gets shot on the way trying to help his mate ryan
    rests up at the airport and gets a job in prison where this big bloke helps him pee
    ends up on a train to see santa, stops off on the way to catch his other mate leo
    then cops an unfortunate welk by shaggin his other mate n croaks it
    and ends up on a cloud.
    THE END
     
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    Soviet spy in MI5 outed.
     
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    Englishman/secret agent in a tuxedo
    Has to take down some Dr evil type character
    Guaranteed to pull pretty girl
    Uses some hi-tech gadgets to defeat the villain

    X 20+ movies
     
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    It’s quicker to watch the film :D
     
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    Small boy inherits chocolate factory.
     
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    What a brilliant thread. Some very creative minds out there. More interesting than the football.
    "Student shags parents friend then shah's parents friends daughter. Then they run away."
    "Old Italian guy runs family firm. Dies in garden"
    My weak attempt;
     
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    Impossible mission proved to be a misnomer.
     
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    Or weird man plies children with chocolate!
     
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    Tower catches fire, Steve Mcqueen puts it out
     
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