Famous films reduced to the basics...

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    People drive loads of fast cars around... a lot
     
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    A man with a special set of skills has to go pick up his daughter
     
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    I - Cowboy meets Spaceman. They get lost then find their way home.

    II - Cowboy gets lost again, Spaceman finds him and takes him home.

    III - Cowboy and Spaceman and all their mates get lost again and find their way home

    IV - Cowboy and Spaceman have a new home but get lost again, then something about a fork and a female shepherd or summat.
     
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    Bloke exploits local slave labour market and makes a fortune. Transfers workforce miles away from home then leaves them without a pot to **** in. Even wears some poor guy's tooth as a ring. Gandhi wrote the sodding list.
     
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    Woman meets a bloke in the summer at night, they both sing and dance a lot, she puts on some skin tight black trousers and they fly away in a car, but he gets shot because a boxer's wife forgot to pack his watch.

    Thinking about it, this might be two films.
     
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    Nailed it
     
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    1. Three soldiers and a nurse drive across desert so they can have a beer.

    2. A big ship overturns. Lots die. A few escape.
     
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