And another Xmas daft thread

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  1. KamikazeCo-Pilot

    KamikazeCo-Pilot Well-Known Member

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    This time song titles

    Have you ever wondered what would happen to some of our most beloved songs if the word 'sausage' or 'sausages' replaced the word 'love' in the title?

    All you need is sausage....

    Sausage is a many splendoured thing..
     
    KamikazeCo-Pilot, Dec 22, 2021
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    Caravan of Sausage
    Meet Me At the Sausage Parade
    Theme For Young Sausagers
     
    AthersleyRed, Dec 22, 2021
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    Baby I sausage you

    Let sausage in

    The look of sausage
     
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    The Sausage Shack

    The sausage Train
     
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    Sausage Is a Bitch.
     
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    Sausage, me do.
    I will always sausage you,

    For mi Mrs.
    I want to know what sausage is.?
     
    Hooky feller, Dec 22, 2021
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  7. Stephen Dawson

    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    For your Sausage the Yardbirds.
     
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    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Frankies Christmas classic The Power of Sausage
     
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    What's sausage got to do with it?
     
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    Endless sausage.

    Nobody sausages me but my mother.

    Why do fools fall in sausage?

    Sausage rears its ugly head.
     
    Old Goat, Dec 22, 2021
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    Sausage in an elevator.

    Addicted to sausage.
     
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    Leap up & down wave your sausage in the air.
     
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  13. North Yorks Red

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    It’s only Sausage Roll ( but I Like It)
    (I know it’s not love but that track was made for it!)
     
    North Yorks Red, Dec 22, 2021
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    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    Tainted sausage
    I need your sausage tonight
     
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    When you get bored with that try replacing heart with arse.. :)
     
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    Kiss my sausage goodbye.
     
    Gimson&theBarnsleys, Dec 22, 2021
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    Sausage me tender,sausage me do never let me go.
     
    Tekkytyke, Dec 22, 2021
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    Sausage me do
    Sausage on a mountain top
    you can’t hurry sausage
     
    Tarntyke, Dec 22, 2021
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    Taylor Swift - Sausage Story
    Justin Bieber - Sausage Yourself

    Or anything by Arthur Lee's Sausage.
     
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    Jason Collett - Sausage You Babe
     
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