Have any one of you conspiracy theorists thought about running for POTUS?

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  1. RedStriker

    RedStriker Well-Known Member

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    You'd piss it.
     
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    Never thought of becoming POTUS but I've thought about becoming one of the shadowy figures who control the world from behind the scenes, working in conjunction with our benevolent lizard overlords.
     
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    They've already got the supreme conspiracy theorist, currently hiding in Florida....
     
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    What ...and get shot from a grassy knol
     
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    Cal me anytime ...
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    I've often wondered if Oakwell has an Area 51, and if so, who on here might sit there. I never had you down for it. Just goes to show, you think you know someone...
     
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    What's the exact job title, does it pay by the hour, do they have dental? And how you planning on getting it ahead of Marge Taylor Green?
     
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    Haven't found any conspiracy theorists yet
     
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    I have been given a sworn statement that seems to back up your theory. Here is an extract:

    “… once under the West Stand I could not believe my eyes – it was something from a Star Wars film. A huge complex overseen by someone referred to as ‘Conway One.’ Creatures were being assembled from body parts that data had identified as having the optimum footballing capabilities and whose resale value would be beyond imagination.”

    From an unnamed source. So must be true.
     
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