Limericks

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  1. Nor

    NorthernDreamer Well-Known Member

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    The was an old man from Japan
    Whose limericks wouldn't quite scan
    When he was asked why
    He was heard to reply
    Well I always seem to struggle to find the right words for the last line
     
    NorthernDreamer, Jan 29, 2022
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    Av always bin a Red
    But ar form fills me wi dread
    We cant win a game
    An Its a chuff*n shame
    That ah wish ad stayd in bed
     
    Skinner, Jan 29, 2022
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    Skinner Well-Known Member

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    There wer a young lad from tarn
    Who dint understand wot limericks were
    His mate sed it shud rhyme
    So do it agen
    but he still cant get it reyt
     
    Skinner, Jan 29, 2022
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    Jealous ******** these foreign birds.
     
    tosh, Jan 29, 2022
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    The match at Oakwell in Barnsley?
    Mi mates think I’m most likely barmy.
    They’ve sed “Gi that a miss, come art ont the piss”.
    they’ll get battered again, sod the red army.
     
    fired, Jan 29, 2022
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    A went to Mapp pictures at Darton
    A sat on't front row at back
    A woman gi mi a banana
    I et it and gi er it back.
     
    cec/mac/tommy/lol&macca, Jan 29, 2022
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