The wife won't entertain the old poop shoot, which has never really stopped me mentioning it on Birthdays and stuff, however its more for comedy value these days like. I have been known to partake in it prior to meeting my lovely other half, however I always thought it was a little overrated. Its quite an odd affliction for the male population, to constantly want to bang our Mrs' up the 'arris. Out of interest, what's the feeling on the BBS? Is the wife/partner an anal connoisseur? Are you a wannabe bumder?
You have obviously not read many of my posts. This used to be regular feature of the BBS. Over the last year or so, politics, covid, BFC being gash has actually got us to all lose sight of what this place used to be like
My mate (honest),has a dabble up the old wrong one with lass he got off with on a night out,next day felt a lump on his bell end and an uncomfortable feeling too,thought omg I’ve got something off her ,he had indeed a big lump of sweet corn behind his foreskin,
A friend tried it a few times but didn’t really get the fuss. Too painful. (As usual with these types of posts, please don’t quote me, my friend may wish me to edit it later).
My opinion: The appeal isn't the sensation in and of itself, because in general it's slow progress and hard work unless it's a particularly, er, well-travelled individual with whom you're partaking, but it's the fact that it's a bit mucky and that.
Don’t you get some kind of badge issued from somewhere,heard my mate saying he got his brown wings issued once in Magaluf
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