I’ve been on The London Underground with many a travel companion. But never before have I changed trains at Baker Street. nice bit of vag for me all day long thanks
Not since I've been with Laura. I used to have it all time with this bird I met for sex mostly while intoxicated. I was banging her on and off for 4 years. She preferred it up the Khyber Pass. I didn't complain.
That is precisely what I was thinking. Never mind the pink or brown, I can’t get her to even pick up the cue.
In my more youthful years I could maintain things for a maximum break. Now I find myself using a rest more often than before.
I was laid reading in bed the other night and the Mrs actually said, why don't you turn off the lamp and come and stick it up my arse. I thought, go on then. Looking back, I probably should have let the light bulb cool down a bit first...