Dear Jacob....

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  1. shenk1

    shenk1 Well-Known Member

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    The Brexit Upsides Minister (BUM for short) wants ideas for what to do in his new job as he has no ideas.....make sure you help him out as everyone knew what they were voting for :rolleyes:

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    Wouldn't that be bum fun?
     
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    £350 million per week for the nhs

    Complete control of our borders

    A better deal for our fishermen

    Control of our democracy

    Control of our money helping to level up

    Sunlit uplands generally

    What more does he need? It’s so obvious how successful it’s been…

    If only anyone could have predicted any of the pitfalls or even predicted that some of those things either wouldn’t happen - or that we already had them and leaving the EU had nothing to do with it.
     
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    "Hence my appeal to Sun readers."

    "I need your wisdom."

    Jesus wept.
     
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    I would like some sort of mechanism to allow me to travel and work freely across EU countries without much paperwork and maybe some sort of single market to cut down on business paperwork. My letters gone in.
     
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    You're dreaming mate, nothing like that exists.

    Wait...
     
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    Not sure many of the Scums readers can actually write
     
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    1) no more foreners
    2) no more gays on TV
    3) Not being allowed to make sexual comments to womin'
    4)better wether
    5)British Empire que at airports
    6)etc,etc
     
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    One Moggy I really wouldn't mind Kurt Zouma kicking to kingdom come.
     
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    I’ve just read the actual article!

    Letters from farmers and electricians eh? Damn the eu and it’s pesky rules about electrical safety.

    And damn their awful farmers rebates that our farmers are struggling to survive without these days. Bloody Brussels.

    Let’s write to him and sort out the stuff that matter. How curved your banana is, that kind of thing
     
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    It's dead easy Moggy just have another referendum, with no lies and p1llockin involved.
     
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    Bluer passports
    Bendier bananas
    Minelayers in the channel
    Biggerer and betterer weapons, sorry, trade deals with Saudi arabia
     
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    First one to complete the crossword gets the job.
     
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    And obviously the law meaning you get thrown in jail just for saying you’re English.
     
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    These days?
     
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    Got rid o that 90 days per country malarky, buggered my chances of retiring on a boat to the Med when my Bitcoin etc takes a turn for the better, looking like it'll be a narrowboat on the UK waterways.......
     
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    You can still do it mate, you just need to spend every other day in international waters. Simples.
     
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    On one of those Homosexual Party boats. It could be best Buuming club ever.
     
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