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  1. Con

    Connor Well-Known Member

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    My wife just phoned me to say that 3 girls in her office have received flowers and they are absolutely gorgeous.
    I said, "Thats probably why."
     
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    With 14 February in mind, I need advice. Should I give the special person in my life:

    One rose?

    A dozen roses?

    Or

    The whole tin?
     
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    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    Tin? get you going all retro :p
     
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    All my jokes are as old as the hills.
     
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    James Blunt sure has some cracking ideas.



     
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    It would definitely get rid of me....
     
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    Centre parting upload_2022-2-14_18-34-19.png
     
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    Horse having a pint with a donkey as they do....
    Horse braggingt
    says "I’ve won the Derby, Oaks, St ledger,The Grand National and the Gold Cup"
    The donkey says that's nothing & shows him a picture of a zebra on his phone
    Who’s that? says the horse
    That’s me when I played for Newcastle
     
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    The James Bond films are being remade in Barnsley . So far they have filmed
    Live an’ let dee
    Doctor Nowt
    Tha only lives twice, Thannuz
    Coylfinger
    Golden Aye
    Spy who came in arta cowd
    Gala Bingo Royale
    For your pies only
    Diamonds are ARR BLOOODY MUCH!!!
     
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    I'm still waiting for the punch line to activate.
     
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    WOW I thought they were exaggerating about storm Eunice :) C0YWJ-CWQAE2Yqk.jpg
     
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    Here's one from last week's SOTS:

    I had a bath in creosote last night.

    I wanted to treat myself.
     
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    You don't think they'll be working in 70 mile an hour winds do you? :)
     
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    No, I mean roofers dress like that EVERY week!!
     
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