well a day of variety -- have today posted messages about International Rugby, the war in Iraq, problem of children's bedtimes, and to finish off with a flourish - SR a double-ended dildo is a double-dong. (did you know that SD ?)
'deployed' is an interesting word in the context of dildoes - sort of hints of Cruise Missiles - with that in mind the collective expression for 'dildoes' could be 'a BARRAGE of dildoes!'
A friend of Laura's got a dildo stuck up his missus's arse. They had to go to A and E for it removing. She's a dental nurse too. She'd certainly had her cavity filled there.