More than one dildo

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  1. scarf

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    It's grammar!! ;)
     
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    The Birmingham players won’t know if they are cumming or going ;)
     
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    Teacher to child: Where's your grammar?

    Child: She's at home miss.... :)
     
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    I have stumbled on a video where more than one was deployed.
     
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    Any double-ended :D:D
     
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    well a day of variety --
    have today posted messages about International Rugby, the war in Iraq, problem of children's bedtimes, and to finish off with a flourish - SR a double-ended dildo is a double-dong.
    (did you know that SD ?)
     
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    This has just popped up in my Twitter feed spooky

     
  8. Red

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    This image raises a few questions.
     
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    Dildii?

    Also, what do we think the collective noun is?
     
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    A pentration of dildii?
     
  11. Stephen Dawson

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    A flock of (rubber) cocks
     
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    A flop of cocks.
     
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    'deployed' is an interesting word in the context of dildoes - sort of hints of Cruise Missiles - with that in mind the collective expression for 'dildoes' could be 'a BARRAGE of dildoes!'
     
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    A friend of Laura's got a dildo stuck up his missus's arse. They had to go to A and E for it removing. She's a dental nurse too. She'd certainly had her cavity filled there.
     
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