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  1. JamDrop

    JamDrop Well-Known Member

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    I’m crying with laughter at some of the verses in this thread!
     
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  2. Dan

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    He's an owner.
    We don't get on with one another.
    He forgot how to use social media.
    Chien Lee
     
  3. Dan

    DannyWilsonLovechild Well-Known Member

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    He's eccentric
    He's thinking of changing his car to electric.
    If he scores you just wouldn't expect it.
    Callum Brittain.
     
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    Spuggy Well-Known Member

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    He's Hungarian
    He's not as good as he was last season,
    But we still think he's worth millions,
    Callum Styles
     
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    S74 Red Well-Known Member

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    There’s a few. The first one I heard was Everton singing about Richarlison.
     
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    mansfield_red Well-Known Member

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    He came from Norwich
    Let him have half a chance and he'll score it
    But sadly his knee's made of porridge
    Carlton Morris
     
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    Tobys Knackers Well-Known Member

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    This is a great thread - laughed out loud at some of these!
     
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    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

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    But he needs more timeeeeee
    To pay the 750k debt
     
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    Tarntyke Well-Known Member

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    Heard Udders fans sing it about Karlan Grant pre Covid
    He’s electric
    He came from Charlton Athletic
    ?????????????!!!
    That’s Karlan Grant
     
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    Deafening Silence Well-Known Member

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    He's our keeper,
    But he more commonly plays as a sweeper
    Is it time wasting or is he a cheater...
    Brad Collins!
     
  11. Dan

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    He's a skinhead.
    He did something totally braindead.
    He's now in the queue for a flatbread.
    Josh Benson.
     
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    Fonzie Well-Known Member

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    He's a Belgian.
    He's gone on loan for the season.
    Has anyone even seen him.
    Obbbbbi Oulare.
     
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    tobytyke1999 Active Member

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    leya iseka
    hes like devante only better
    hes dissapeared off the radar
    but he scored against derby
     
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    Redhelen Well-Known Member

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    Really hope so.
     
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    Brush Well-Known Member

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    He's a Froggy
    And half the season he's been treated dodgy
    he now looks a world beater
    Remi Vita
     
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    MullerRed Well-Known Member

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    Wow. Headline news....
    "Red Helen likes racist chant" :D
     
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    Newcastle song innit?

    “He’s Brazilian,

    he only cost 40 million

    we think he’s ******* brilliant

    Jo-elinton.”
     
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    red24/7 Well-Known Member

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    ha ha thanks for this ,proper lol ,cheered me up
     
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    Old Goat Well-Known Member

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    He won't harm yer
    He tackles like a drunken farmer
    He wears gloves to keep his hands warmer*
    Romal Palmer.


    * that's waaaarmer. Barnsley accent. :)
     
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    I think its the same pre-contract deal as we had with Dike ;-)
     
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