He's eccentric He's thinking of changing his car to electric. If he scores you just wouldn't expect it. Callum Brittain.
He's Hungarian He's not as good as he was last season, But we still think he's worth millions, Callum Styles
He came from Norwich Let him have half a chance and he'll score it But sadly his knee's made of porridge Carlton Morris
Heard Udders fans sing it about Karlan Grant pre Covid He’s electric He came from Charlton Athletic ?????????????!!! That’s Karlan Grant
He's our keeper, But he more commonly plays as a sweeper Is it time wasting or is he a cheater... Brad Collins!
He's a skinhead. He did something totally braindead. He's now in the queue for a flatbread. Josh Benson.
Newcastle song innit? “He’s Brazilian, he only cost 40 million we think he’s ******* brilliant Jo-elinton.”
He won't harm yer He tackles like a drunken farmer He wears gloves to keep his hands warmer* Romal Palmer. * that's waaaarmer. Barnsley accent.