Danny Dyer pronouncing 'Wall' without an L. Boris Johnson being fluid with the truth. The earth orbiting the sun. Your turn...
Me scoring tonight. Me being told by a stunning girl that I'm really quite sexy and that going bareback would be wonderful. Me trying to clear our blocked toilet upstairs without getting a certain amount of blowback up the shower plughole.
If a player has been woeful at scoring long term, there is no better team than us to play. It's probably the first assist of the season for Andersen. Hope he actually claps the fans tonight.