Made me laugh

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  1. Farnham_Red

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    Its better than the real one :)
     
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    Wu Tang Clan singing Gravel Pit to Lizzie would have been great.
     
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    My missus told me that sex is better on holiday........not the best postcard I've ever received:)
     
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    I assume this isn't real but it did make me chuckle (maybe it shouldn't have)

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    Also this is a good one from Peter Crouch

     
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    This is from p849 of "Troubled Blood" by Robert Galbraith.

    There are reports of the theft of a shipment of Viagra. Police are looking for hardened criminals.
     
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    They blamed the ticker on a trainee, but it was nice to see the BBC being impartial for once and telling the truth.

     
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    Showing signs of Monkeypox?
    Feel unwell?
    Ring us NOW!!
    You may be entitled to chimpensation!!..
     
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    Someone's guna book a romantic city break and end up in donny town center
     
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    If you do think you have monkey pox the advice is to swing by your doctor’s
     
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    That sounds Bananas! Nuts to that .
     
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    1. They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
     
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    Sweating whilst filling the car?
    feeling sick whilst paying?

    You've got the Car owner Virus.
     
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