https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/18625250/pals-visit-britains-rudest-places-road-trip/ Well if that's what you want to do Penistone always gets a mentioned. I have been to Upperthong and Scunthorpe but I think only three of the places is a poor showing.
This is from p849 of "Troubled Blood" by Robert Galbraith. There are reports of the theft of a shipment of Viagra. Police are looking for hardened criminals.
They blamed the ticker on a trainee, but it was nice to see the BBC being impartial for once and telling the truth.
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?