Marmite

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  1. Nor

    NorfolkRed Well-Known Member

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    What have I been missing out on for 44 years.

    Bloody lovely stuff. It's like my heroin.
     
    NorfolkRed, Jun 10, 2022
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    Get thissen a strong cheddar cheese sandwich with marmite top and bottom with cheese and onion crisps on. It'll make you cry out with elation man
     
    Tilertoes, Jun 10, 2022
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    Then you need to try Marmite peanut butter.
     
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    x11barnsley Well-Known Member

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    Got some and it was mainly liquid …. had it gone off ?
    Nice though
     
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    Crumpet, marmite, boiled ham and a cheese slice. Breakfast of champions.
     
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    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    Why don't you just rub it on your d ick and cut out the middle man :D.
     
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    Marmite or a bad egg, a bad egg every time.:D
     
    upthecolliers, Jun 10, 2022
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    x11barnsley Well-Known Member

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    There’s no bad eggs in my house or I’ll give them a crack
     
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    Not wanting to sound 'George Spiceresque' but.... I love Marmite but only eaten a certain way.
    1 Toast bread
    2 Allow to cool until just slightly warm
    3 Spread thickly with unsalted butter
    4 Spread Marmite sparingly and mix with the butter whilst doing so.
    Any other way and it is far too salty for me, and,I suspect, for many others and why they don't like it.
    Mixed with butter it is a savoury treat:)
     
    Tekkytyke, Jun 10, 2022
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    It's fecking horrible
     
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    Food of the Gods - try it in a baked spud.
     
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    I'm certainly a marmite atheist!
     
    DannyWilsonLovechild, Jun 10, 2022
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    Description
    Marmite has a very distinctive flavor. The taste is so unique as to defy description, but think of a yeasty, salty, soy sauce-esque flavor with the consistency of old engine oil. Some people really like eating it, and some people don’t like eating it at all.

    Tastes like old engine oil n'all I reckon.:confused:
     
    Hooky feller, Jun 10, 2022
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    I've never tried old engine oil. If you think it tastes like marmite, I'd definitely not going to try it either!
     
    DannyWilsonLovechild, Jun 10, 2022
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    Too salty for me, prefer Bovril.
     
    Redhelen, Jun 10, 2022
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    Bovril all day everyday marmite is just vile
     
    Tykeofthetown, Jun 10, 2022
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    I was under the car changing t'oil. Copped a gobfull. ;).
     
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    Yet another abomination.
     
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    Teaspoon of Bovril and a teaspoon of marmite, add hot water. Best beverage devised by humankind.
     
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    It really is good spread thin with butter, I prefer it on crackers with Wensleydale Gromit.
     
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