I’ll start …. Undisclosed fee - 10 bob & a blackies egg! Better match day experience - Closed bars, broken TV’s and no beer! Regular board updates - Once a flood updates!
The new head coach has been on our radar and we've been tracking him for some time... Everybody else turned us down and we'd never heard of this guy till yesterday
Divisional retention - relegation Sooner let them see out contracts and go for free - sold next window We know we need an older head on the field - we’ll get some once we are rock bottom and its too late x 5 seasons
Communicate openly - locked in a lead-lined room for 6 months with a mouthful of socks only to appear when we win a game.
Best transfer window ever..... We've spent £10 M on 14 new players. The players haven't got any Championship experience and they're all teenagers
Seasonal members- season ticket holders Stadium tour- come look at our biscuit tin One for the future- will never play a first team game and be released on a free at the end of the season 21 word statement- awkward thanks