Flatbread - pinnacle of culinary expertise. Bovril - as above, but in liquid form. Al fresco - West Stand bogs.
"I'll drive him there meself" ...... "I think every Barnsley player incapable of getting in Liverpool's first eleven is crap."
"If there's a player, manager, head coach, club employee who's popular with the fan base, I'll automatically dislike them. Anyone who disagrees with me I'll condescendingly term as a 'sheep' & 'dinosaur'."
Transfer window is now open which in Barnsley speak means - wait til last 5 mins when only shrapnell left and see if we can get it thru fax machine
Transparency ... You won't see me for luv nor money. Stakeholders ... those who buy seasonal memberships. (see ... Seasonal memberships) Selection of craft ales ... five pounds a bottle and tastes like piss. Enjoyable pre-match food ... Pukka pie with a game of "Find the meat" included. Toilet hand drier ... Sorry, what's that you say, can't hear you. Economy toilet roll ... so narrow you have to use more. Twelve thousand five hundred ... they're pulling yer plonka ! Pre match experience ... just happy to get to my seat for five to three. Half time experience ... standing in a queue for fifteen minutes until the second half starts.
The transfer window closes ver shortly…..,translates as **** has anybody checked the fax machine is actually working
You only need to see the facilities : they paid me shed loads more than I got in Lithuanian 3rd division Diminutive : do you know Ronnie Corbett?