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  1. JamDrop

    JamDrop Well-Known Member

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    Remember, something read can never be unread…

     
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    So is that why he prefers Boris Johnson (BJ) to the name his family use - Alexander Johnson?
     
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    they should investigate this. But as the only man who can initiate an investigation is Johnson himself I won’t hold my breath.
     
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    Hold on, didn't a Health Secretary resign in the last year for having extra marital sex whilst at work...? Ergo... o_O
     
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    No, he resigned because it was caught on camera
     
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    I'm glad this wasn't
     
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    Bet me to it! (The comment, not Carrie).
     
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    I think I need a lie down after reading that. Obviously not on a sofa though o_Oo_O
     
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    The thought. :eek::confused:
    Thanks Jamdrop I'm scarred for life.
     
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    JamDrop Well-Known Member

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    I thought everyone else should be after I was.
     
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    Are these Torys Sex-mad one was looking at pawn on his phone in the house of commons not long ago and now its alleged johnson was having a blow job on a sofa in the foreign office while still married to his wife who was ill with cancer, What next.
     
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    Pawn? I think you're thinking of the wrong type of pearl necklace!
     
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    well that’s something I can masterbate over later. Thanks for that.
     
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    Probably a blow job from someone else while Carrie is busy choosing wallpaper for the sprogs' bedrooms.
     
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    Why didn’t any other papers run with it? Surely one of the red tops would have a field day with this one?
     
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    I am not sure this news will finally bring Johnson down, as one swallow does not make a summer :):)
     
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    This is what I was thinking but it relies on them getting the sources to talk to them.

    The Mirror will be doing what they can as we speak I'm sure.
     
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    Yerbut when you post that hookline everyone is bound to read it, amd now I am stuck with it. In my head. Foreeeever:eek::eek:

    ADMIN: SURELY A TWO WEEK BAN FOR JAMDROP FOR THE OP CONTENT !! EEUUUGGHHHH!!
     
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    Not quite. Carrie was the mistress at the time (and doing the deed) - this was while he was married to his second wife around the time of her cancer diagnosis...
     
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    What gets me with stuff like this is do the likes of the Carries of this world think that their partners will never do this again? Hardly the greatest foundations for a trusting relationship is it?
     
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