Irritating chants

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  1. Sim

    Simon De Montforte Well-Known Member

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    Watching Wimbledon and a pillock in the stand is trying to get the crowd chanting that irritating "Let's go Andy, let's go" only on this occasion it's " Let's go Jacko, let's go". Don't know why but that chant seems childish and really goes through me and I end up shouting ,"Shut the fucj up at the telly"
     
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    Ooh that grinds my fu¢kin' gears summat rotten..... If I was in charge the first **** to pipe up with that would be dragged out & ejected from the grounds. Same for them that try to be the last to shout just as the player's chucking the ball up to serve. Bang - straight out & not allowed back.
     
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    Agree on that. It's sheer lookatmeism.
    What on earth do they get out of it?
    " Hey, did you hear me on Wimbledon? I was the last one to shout before he served. You could hear me plain as day."
    Gosh, well done, you must be so proud.
     
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    I don't mind it when it's Andy Murray's taxi driver singing it.

    This year his celebrations at just winning a point have been embarrassing, and even more so when there's a bloke the other side of the net who is behaving modestly whilst putting up with a partisan crowd and wiping the floor with him.

    I've seen tournaments where Murray is screaming at his "box", blaming someone or other for his own failure. Unless there is someone forcing him to play, then that kind of behaviour is derisory.

    He's all misery and quiet self reflection after the match. So let's forgive eh?
     
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    "Come on Oldham. Come on Oldham"
    Never heard em sing/chant owt else. :)
     
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    All Leeds aren't we?

    And all the other shitty variations...
     
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    Is this an "I once met Dolly Parton" joke that you're trying to tell ?

    I've forgotten the punchline.
     
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    Not technically a chant but it’s when at (mainly) overseas cricket games there’s a bugle or trumpet call followed by the obligatory cheer.
     
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    The “Don’t take me home” is starting to wear a bit thin now.
     
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    "Oooh, oooh I've got an itchy bum,
    It's making me glum,
    Can I put some Prep H. on?"
    Repeat. ....
     
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    I very much dislike it when our own fans do the following formula at away matches all too often… 1) sing a song about hating leeds for far too long (say 10 to 45 minutes at times) 2) then sing a song about hating some other Yorkshire club for a while longer or maybe how 5h1t the host town/stadium is that day & then 3) start turning on our own fans with “Get behind them” & repeat…. followed by occasional impassioned screams to the same effect…. to which I often feel like pointing out that they too have not yet got behind the Reds either….
     
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    " Barnsleys a sh1thole I want to go home "
    Before the kick off.
    No one made them come in the 1st place
    :mad::mad::mad:
     
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    And that’s just the home fans….

    Seriously though it’s not as funny as when we are away at somewhere like Oxford or Wycombe and we chant the same with thei name inserted
     
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    Somewhere a shithole/ I'd rather go home/ I'm glad we're at home. So hoist up the john b sail, see how the main sail sets, send for the captain ashore let me go home. I want to go home, I want to go home, I feel so broke up, I want to go home.
     
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    I guess you've never been to Oldham. The one and only chant they know. Sang all game. :)
     
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    The idiots who shout "get in the hole" at golf.
    "Boring boring tables" at the darts.
     
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    The “get in the hole” one really annoys me as well. Especially when some numpty yells it as someone hits their drive on a par 5
     
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    Maaaarching on together' i've literally never heard Leeds fans sing anything else' its so tedious..
     
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    Play up Pompey, pompey play up, makes no sense, infact I really don't know what the message is tbh,
     

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