He's got a job with his insteps featuring in the advertising and marketing campaign of an industrial strength spring company.
Saw him earlier in a field, chasing a cow with a banjo in his hands. Towards a barn door, initially, but not sure where he ended up.
But worried the Cadden stuff may have been Nixon talking rubbish. It broke a few hours before the Morris stuff, Leon from Yorkshire post who is very reliable when it comes to our transfer stuff picked up and responded to the Morris news instantly but has still said nothing in regards to the Cadden links despite numerous people tweeting to ask about it. Nixon still reckons it's happening and has a good track record of late (called all the derby ones a week or so ago for example) but no one from our local outlets saying anything about Cadden. Hopefully it is true as he'd be ideal for us.
Wet Eric (Jonny Vegas) once rubbed anchovy paste on his bullocks, on Open all hours. Because Granville Trotter told him to spread it all over.