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  1. Brush

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    Brilliant. Many a true word....
     
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    Took Granbairn art last neight for 1st time, gor him a Fosters, he dint like it so i had it, gor him a Carlsberg, he dint like it so i had it, gor him a Maretti, he dint likr it so i had it, gor him a Cider, dint like it so i had it, gor him a Guiness, dint like it so i had it, gor him a Whiskey, dint like it so i had it, by 6 o'clock I cud hardly push the Pram home.
     
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    Man on long flight sees a beautiful woman reading a book called "Strange but true sexual facts." She notices him looking & says"This book is very interesting.Did you know that the Red Indian has the longest Penis & the Irish have the thickest!"

    "Oh i'm sorry my names Mary whats yours?"

    Man replies"Tonto Murphy......."
     
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    A woman with small breasts buys a finely carved mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door.

    The next morning, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my boobs size 44."

    There is a flash of light, and her boobs grow to enormous proportions.

    She runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

    The husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my penis touch the floor."

    There's a flash of light, and both of his legs fall off.
     
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    Tekkin r lass to specsavers just got this text from Lusting Loins.

    Thankyou for your order from our Sex Shop,
    You asked for the large thick red one from our featured wall products,
    Please select another product, thats our Fire Extinguisher.
     
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    Yesterday morning I made a belgian waffle. Then later on in the day I also made a French man talk absolute bullox.

    Last night I had beef stew with dumplings. I know I shouldn't call her that, but believe me shes a really big lass!.

    My girlfriends dog died recently, so to cheer her up I got her an identical looking one. Now shes furious though, and she shouted at me.. "What the f*k am I going to do with 2 dead dogs!". :eek:
     
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    Recently I made the mistake of filling up the escort with diesel, and she nearly died. Shes still in intensive care now actually!.

    I pulled into a layby once and there was a sign saying No Dumping. I thought ohh thats ok, Im only going to have a pi*ss.

    I once nearly completely lost it at a roundabout, but after calming down a bit I then went absolutely apesh*it on the slide and the swings as well. And I won't tell you what I did in the sandpit!.

    You know when you get a new car, your worried about it getting scratched or dented or even mucky. Well I came out of the supermarket the other day and I was horrified to see a big dirty gash on the bonnet. So I said "Madam, will you please pull your pants up and get off my car!!". :eek:
     
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    Well Tom you did not think that logo through.
    You absolute TIT.
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    Trotters Independent Traders.....:)
     
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    Hey it's good to be back again. The last time I was here, a bird asked me for se*x. But I had to really disappoint her and let her down gently, we had se*x!.

    I hear that you can do sperm donations through the post these days, so I was quick and I came in a jiffy.

    I got a dvd about improving foreplay, and I think it was informative. But I fast forwarded through the first bit of shoite though, because it was very boring.

    I went to the meeting of the premature ejaculaters support group recently. But I got the days wrong, and the receptionist said Id come too early!.
     
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    Gary Delaney by any chance are we pmsl
     
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    Yep, he's ace at the one liners. :)
     
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    Heres a bit of the roast of Charlie Sheen (from 10+ years ago!), by the roast master Jeff Ross. :p
    ps - Warning, this does contain swearing!!.


     
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