What’s the most revolting thing you’ve ever smelled?

Coffee. I know its me, but I can't stand the smell of coffee.

A former colleague was on a health kick and in the habit of taking a tin of tuna into the office, draining the brine in a plastic cup then dumping it at the end of the shift. The one time he forgot was after he locked the plastic cup in his desk and went on leave for 3 weeks in summer. It was certainly "interesting" when he came back and opened the desk...

 

A tonsil stone that we had spent ages trying to get my son to cough out when he was a nipper. It smelt truly dreadful, like concentrated bad breath.

 

On a related note, a friend of mine got a student job as a pub barmaid a few years ago. On her first night she got into an argument about fox hunting with a rich and influential regular. As a result she was sacked after just the one night.

When her mum heard this she was seething. She bought two whole trout and waited a few days for them to ripen, then went to the pub with her husband. They taped one by now aromatic trout to the underside of a table, where it would easily be found. They hid the other one nearby down the back of the seating near the heating, almost impossible to find.

They popped into the pub every week or so to see how things were developing.....

 

Yeah ..if going up Burton Road there was a track off to the right it was down there.

 

Wow.. love the coffee smell even better than the taste..

 

Yeah the current greyhound farts worse than any other whippet or greyhound I've had ...

 

When my underpants are about a week or so old then the gusset area is pretty awful.
Dried wee, sweat etc.

 

Zombies can pong a bit too, and no matter how much you try to tell them in a nice way.. they still don't use any body spray!.
Disgusting horrible people.

 

truck stop toilets

 

Garlic

 

Confrey Tea

 

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I remember going there, the stink was phenominal. How anybody could work there god only knows.

 

I was trying to think. When I saw your response.
Clifton near Conisborough. Maggot farm. Could smell it miles away. Got worse as you got nearer. Had to attend a bio farm next door.

Someone mentioned Lyons bakery. The stuff they sent down the sewer arrived at a YW pumping station. I attended. Aaaaaaaaargh. Horrendous.

Raw sewage Denaby shitworks. YW had/have to constantly pour out Air freshener to try disguise the smell for the residents nearby. And believe me. as one who attended most sewage treatment sites in south yorkshire. That was/is the worst. Carrys for miles.

But the only time I've actually vomited lol. Was in a pizza house. sat at a table. Next to the kitchen. This waiter opened the door. I ran all the way to the bog catching vomit in my hands. When I came out. My meal was at the table. Plain Burger, chips n salad. (Can't stand the smell of melted cheese and garlic) I picked it up went outside to eat it off the plate. Everyone else I was with. Sat inside, peeing themselves laughing. Twohats.

One thing that annoys me (and a mate at work was a fecker for doing it). Is doing fish in the microwave.
Smell lingers forever and owt else done in the microwave after tastes and smells of the stuff.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.

 

Lifting lid on full dog poo bin, in 20⁰c sunny Wales.

 

There used to be one near Barnburgh, stunk to high heaven, whenever I’m near there the phantom smell of it returns.

 

Al Khobar

 

I once caught Daniel Bogdanovic's sweaty shorts down at Plymouth, and had to sit on a bus with them for 7 hours after.

They didn't smell great.