Full Frontal Nudity

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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Now that I've got your attention, I wanted to relate a true story about a hilarious evening at a restaurant near Hamburg in Germany last Monday. I was with friends and we were sitting outside as it was very hot, although not as hot as over here. Next to the restaurant was a ladies clothes shop with display windows. This was the view from my seat:-

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    As I was eating, I found this view rather distracting. I then noticed that the lady in the shop popped out now and again for a smoke, leaving the shop empty. I spotted an opportunity and asked the waiter, whom I know, for some double sided sticky tape. I also plucked a big leaf from a plant which was growing up a pillar next to our table. The next time the shop lady went for a smoke, I sneaked in, positioned the leaf, and sneaked out again without being spotted. This was the result:-

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    Bedlam ensued, and guests from other tables were falling about laughing, as well as my friends. The shop lady eventually realised that about a dozen people were pointing at her shop window and laughing their heads off, and she came out to see what it was all about. She then had a laughing fit herself, then composed herself and ran back inside. She hurriedly put on dress on the dummy, and sanity was restored: -

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    It was a fine evening, with loads of beer involved. And some people say the Germans have no sense of humour!
     
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    Oh yes they have ,thats why they get on so well with the Brits.
     
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    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    One of them got on so well with the Brits that she married me!
     
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    Good effort.
    We're in Switzerland driving into Germany to meet our friends of 5 years.
    When all the family hear the English are coming they all come round .
    So looking forward to the German hospitality and beers
     
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    Awww,this is a lovely thread,really cheered me up,thank you.
     
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