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  1. Indie Red

    Indie Red Well-Known Member

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    Known about this joker on Twitter for sometime, as others have pointed out he puts out some proper outlandish sh’te and gets f’k all right. Has an obsession with us but appears to be a Brentford fan. Definitely one to ignore and take no notice of when he puts out rumours involving us.

    Grabban would be an insane signing for this league even at 34, but there’s no way on Earth we could afford his wages. Mousset was a big money signing for Sheff Utd and was more or less an injury prone flop, he too would want wages we just aren’t going to pay as a League One side.
     
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    If we had signed the five we wouldn't be in this league.
     
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    F ukin numpty are got quite excited, then shot darn, totally agree sum reight dimwits, C,O,Y,R,
     
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    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    Did you have an Arnold Shank?
     
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    Church tinder? Like pew splinters, crucifix shavings and old vestments?
     
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    This one is 100% true, Barnsley are set to sign African striker Aswan hector ojibwas, though it could be just a rumour that I’ve started, it’s also pure coincidence that it’s an anagram of “cows arse banjo”, you heard here first,
     
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  7. I'm Spartacus

    I'm Spartacus Well-Known Member

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    Where does the "i" fit in?
     
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    We'll only sign his cousin Tahit Nuldnoc.
     
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    Stupid anagram generator
     
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    I've heard we've binned him off in favour of an Italian, D'Antonio Butcher Scrello
     
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    Arlan Botch Dor will be our new striker.
     
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    I was excited to say the least,
     
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    there's no "t" in cows arse banjo.....

    ha ha.... rumbled ya mate :):)
     
  16. I'm Spartacus

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    Basically, Bossman's anagram generator is a bit sh^te...
     
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    It's a good anagram of Aswan hector ojibwas.
     
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    At once ?
     
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    Don't get "it"
     
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    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    There is no H either - but both are included in Hit Cows arse banjo
     

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