Known about this joker on Twitter for sometime, as others have pointed out he puts out some proper outlandish sh’te and gets f’k all right. Has an obsession with us but appears to be a Brentford fan. Definitely one to ignore and take no notice of when he puts out rumours involving us. Grabban would be an insane signing for this league even at 34, but there’s no way on Earth we could afford his wages. Mousset was a big money signing for Sheff Utd and was more or less an injury prone flop, he too would want wages we just aren’t going to pay as a League One side.
This one is 100% true, Barnsley are set to sign African striker Aswan hector ojibwas, though it could be just a rumour that I’ve started, it’s also pure coincidence that it’s an anagram of “cows arse banjo”, you heard here first,