Ryan Giggs trial

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  1. Redhelen

    Redhelen Well-Known Member

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    Am I alone in thinking I'd rather have my sex tapes in circulation than those text messages and "poems"!? Much less embarrassing!
     
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    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

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    Those poems were ace, written by a 4 year old.
     
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    His dirty poems were poor. He's admitted to never being faithful on any partner he's ever had, but I don't think he will be getting locked up or found guilty.
     
  4. Redhelen

    Redhelen Well-Known Member

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    The rhyming with Greville is my personal favourite!
     
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    I haven't read the poems but please tell me he rhymes her with Gary Neville :D
     
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    Shepley Red Well-Known Member

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    Roped Fergie in for a character reference!!
    The guys a grade A **** and needs locking up.
     
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    pompey_red Well-Known Member

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    I want a sandwich in the breville??
     
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    I think they’re brilliant :D


    Kate Greville to Ryan Giggs - December 2017

    'I'm counting down the days,

    'I'm thinking of all the ways,

    'I'm going to make that gorgeous lovely person* of yours raise.'

    Ryan Giggs to Kate Greville - December 2017

    'You are the jam in my doughnut,

    'The truffle in my pasta,

    'The salt in my tequila,

    Ryan Giggs's acrostic poem to Kate Greville - New Year's Eve 2017

    G is for gorgeous

    R is for radiant

    E is for extraordinary

    V is for vivacious

    I is for idolised, by me

    L is for legs

    L is for legs

    E is for everything I've ever wanted
     
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    I think I need to start writing my majority reports in the style of a love poem :)
     
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    I do too. C is for the clean sheet we kept against Wycombe. G is for the goals we scored. T is for the televisions not switched on in the concourse.
     
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    Are there a number of them? :eek::p:D
     
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    For years he bedded his brothers wife whilst he himself was married and had children.
     
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    Hang on a minute Helen.

    You have sex tapes?
     
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    Do you have a link?
     
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    Beat me to it
     
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    I thought he'd retired but I suppose we do need a little experience in the team and there's no harm in having a look at him on academy pitches :rolleyes:
     
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    I started off with my brother's
    Then I had some others
    I wowed them with a little ditty
    Because they had nice hair
     
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    I'd missed all of this but it's hilarious!
     

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