Says secret to long life is to do everything in moderation I was thinking if he had 1 cup of tea a day say since he was 10,that’s still 36500 cups of tea
I'm not really good with moderation. I also have no interest in living till I'm 110, unless you ask me when I'm 109...
Man goes to bed with his missus. They get into 69 position and she farts in his face. He gets out of bed and says " that's killed mood I don't want another 68 of them".