Topless Tandoori

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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    I've actually done that several times, by tucking a large serviette into my collar. This technique has rescued many a night out.
     
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    Assumed this was a new restaurant in Glassworks. Was about to book a table for after the Wednesday game....
     
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    Loko the Tyke Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Need one of these.

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  4. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Chicken Tickle Her Masala
     
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    Pair of wellies and a a diver's helmet
     
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    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Gobi Aloo is far better...
     
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    Genuinely thought there was a new eating experience opening up in town then
     
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    Not a curry but definitely topless when I have a spaghetti bol……lol
     
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    Absolutely, old mate. Crystal & Laura keep threatening to buy me a bib! :D
     
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    Water bed ?
     
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    Just take some time whilst eating, ya fu(king pigs,,,
     
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    Try eating a curry standing on your head that will save your shirt
     
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    To quote Captain Mainwaring, "You're going into the realms of fantasy"! :D:D
     
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    I'm sure I read that tip in Viz!
     
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    Yer Daft Bugger!!!:)
     
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    I thought he said not to panic......:)

    and don't tell 'em yer name Pike..... D'oh :)
     
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    and all the crockery falls on the floor when you get up to go out....:)
     
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    He did, as well. :)
     
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    each to there own! :)
     
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    Moist partner.
     

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