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  1. exiled

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    My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

    Guess who just came crawling back.
     
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    That’s me as well
     

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    3 Parrots for sale,£100 £200 and £15 a women asks ''why is that parrot so cheap? The shopkeeper replies ''cos it used to live in a brothel'' the women thinks its funny so buys the parrot. When she gets home the parrot says flipin heck a new brothel'' the women laughs. Her two daughters come home the parrot says flipin heck new prozzies'' the girls laugh. The husband comes home and the parrot says bloody hell mark..I aint seen you for weeks!
     
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    The government have decided to keep money as it is as 95% already have Charlie on it
     
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    A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognised it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier:
    He said to the female whale. "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."
    They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
    Soon, however, the whales realised the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of the shore.
    The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female "let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."
    At this point, he realised the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.
    "Look." She said "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."
     
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    Premature ejaculator looking for a fling,must have nice firm breasts,long legs and a real tight puss..awwww ******* forget it !
     
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    Wath lass is run over on Tesco crossing. Paramedic turns up and asks her "Where are you bleeding from?"
    "Burman Road" she replies "And what the ***** that got to do with you!?"
     
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    The home have since got in to trouble for it.

     
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    Should hope they did get into trouble for it. Four old boys had a stroke.

    The others couldn’t reach.
     
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    One that may amuse the grammar fanatics, guardian readers, and others on here

     
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    Went round to see how grand-dad was doing with his new hi-tech printer, and he said he didn't know how to use it.
    I tried explaining that he had to press the ctrl and the p buttons at the same time, but hes hard of hearing as well.
    So I shouted control p.. and he said no he can't do that either, and he hasn't been able to since turning 60.

    I then said I'd take the dog out for a walk and he said don't forget the sh*it bag. I thought thats not a nice thing to call her, but ohh well come on gran, do you want to come with us ?.
     
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    Would be a better watch than the funeral.

     
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