Alex's wife: Please, Alex, no stalking! It's so illegal! Alex: OK fine!.. I'm going to go outside now. To..... Stoak... Jeremy Vine. ... D'oh!
Eyup UTC don’t thee dare leave the bbs , one of the best posters on here imo and I for one would miss your contribution. Tek ner notice et pillockers tha can give as much as tha teks imo , keep posting and gi em some pillock back .
I think I've just wandered in to the Slaughtered Lamb. I have literally zero idea what the hell is going on but I'm definitely going to stay on the road and keep clear of the moors. And I'm very wary of the moon.
Ahh yes the Slaughtered lamb, theres Brian Glover playing chess with Rik Mayall. And that other bloke has just missed the dartboard again.