Cooking burgers with the plastic divider still in place

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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    That you bought from the butchers and have been looking forward to all weekend.

    A moment to f***ing treasure.
     
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    Just pretend it's a cheese slice
     
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    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    Not as thick as you thought.
     
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    Chuckle
     
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    The difference is probably negligible.
     
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    Reminds me of my daughter putting a pizza in the oven still with the polystyrene base attached.
    And she is a teacher. Not of home economics I may add.
     
    arabian_ian, Oct 16, 2022
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    I know someone who put a Xmas Pudding in the microwave on Xmas Day afternoon. She read the instructions on the packing and chose to ignore them.....

    "Microwave for 1 minute...."

    Can't be right she said. It'll be at least 10 minutes. Nearly burnt the ******** house down....:)
     
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    Talking of pizzas, someone once told me that she went to a chippy after a boozy night out somewhere in Scotland which had pizza on the menu. Upon ordering the said pizza, the chippy man took it out of the freezer, removed the cellophane, and lobbed it into the deep fat fryer for three minutes. Once he'd decided it was ready, he fished it out and handed it to her. Obviously the base had soaked up all the oil like a sponge, and the cheese resembled burnt plastic. I was absolutely sure she was winding me up, but she swears it happened!
     
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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    Everything goes in that deep fat fryer.
    BTW that chippy could have been anywhere in Scotland.
     
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    Love it !!
     
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    Pizza crunch...same thing but battered
     
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    You great, daft bugger! I love it!
    :D:D
     
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    It’s called a “Pizza Crunch” in Scotland ‍♂️‍♂️
     
    Tyke-a-Boo, Oct 16, 2022
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    I've just Googled it as struggled to believe that such a thing actually exists. I nearly vomited when I saw the pictures.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Mmm lovely especially when it’s garnished with chips.
     
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    So very, very wrong.
     
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    Ah, c'mon, old mate! Doesn't that make your mouth water(?)
    :D:D
     
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    On a similar note, don't assume all chickens are "bake in the bag" like I did once. The clingfilm stuff melts and makes a bit of a mess...
     
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    Merde Tete Well-Known Member

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    Only my eyes!
     
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