What? You're only allowed 11 players on the pitch at the same time? No credit for assists in those days..
People say that Football's boring, Ronnie Glavin's always scoring, Can you hear the Ponty ROARING, Glavin is our king.
First verse is about us. Sort of. How can I object to you If you score four times in an afternoon? Well... Phil, your boots are white but if You fill your boots like that, we’ll forgive that s41te Your finishing was really quite sublime The Barnsley fans were leaving at half time A Scouser’s work is never done And when you signed from Everton Well... You scored a gem at Liverpool But got yourself shipped out on loan to Hull A lazy sod or just a nervous wreck? A 35-yard millstone round your neck And you and me are just a pair of slackers We’re gonna carry on until they sack us Four grand a week with bonuses I would say the onus is on you To justify that salary It took a run in the reserves to make you see: Motivated not by Groves but fear Scoring goals and saving your career You shrugged your shoulders as the Mariners went down And then you buggered off to Yeovil Town
So... You've got a list of football songs that you can always post in these threads. And they read.... Billy Bragg God's Footballer, Sultans... Give him a ball..., Fall Kicker Conspiracy, HMHB Dukla Prague and in the first half dozen posts they're all already gone!