What is it with the Mormons?

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    ...living in Salt Lake City, not having sex before marriage and opposing homosexuality? It's not even like you can blame them being pissed, they're not allowed to drink alcohol.
     
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    Incest doesn't count. That's why they've all got buck teeth.
     
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    Watched a series called Under the banner of Heaven , based on a true murder story , it doesn’t paint the Mormon church in very good light
     
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    In fairness the Christian and Islamic Faith's don't come out much better.
     
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    I bet their buümming clubs are rubbish.
     
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    There's an inverse relationship between respect and sects
    I'm talking 'bout religious sects like a Mormon sect
    That says you can't have sex with members of different sects, but you can't have sex with members of the same sex
    So if the sects can't be different and the sex can't be same, then the only sex left is some left-hand shame
     
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    There’s not many that do imo , even the so called peaceful ones despise other religions .
    They were ok in the day I expect when there were no rules whatsoever within they’re immediate society but then got out of hand with intolerance of other societies and religions.
    However nowadays we’re more intelligent and have politics to sort out the intolerance and indifference in a sensible manner :eek:
     
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    No one needs to be a Mormon now because you can bang your cousin and it isn't frowned upon anymore.
     
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    Watch Keep Sweet: Prey & Obey or Murder Among The Mormons. They’re fkd up.
     
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    That just gave my brain whiplash o_O
     
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    why does incest cause buck teeth?
     
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    When i lived on Princess Street in Tarn i once invited the two Mormons in when they came knocking. They refused anall :oops:
     
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    Think you've got to offer them a cup of tea before going straight in with the anal.
     
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    They don’t drink Tea or coffee. Men are allowed more than one wife but a woman can’t have more than one husband. Seems a bit unfair.
     
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