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  1. Tek

    Tekkytyke Well-Known Member

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    Slept in this morning (you can do that when you've retired;)) Missus went down to get the coffee being her turn, and discovered someone had hung a large fresh pineapple on the kitchen door handle outside! WTF?

    Checked all our accounts... Whatsapp, Facebook, Messenger, email etc. Nothing. There was no note or anything in the bag it came in . Bizarre :confused:
     
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    Vegan version of a horse's head.

    There's an ethical mafia boss out there who wants you to keep quiet.
     
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    Tekkytyke Well-Known Member

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    :D:D:D
     
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    Redhelen Well-Known Member

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    Isn't a pineapple a sign of fertility/ virilty? Have either of you got a secret admirer?
     
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    Also a sign of swinging on a cruise ship, according to Google
     
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    Only if hung upside down apparently!! How on Earth that became a 'signal' for a swinger's party location I have absolutely no idea.

    Mystery still ongoing... no-one has owned up. I wonder if more fruit will appear as the week wears on since it is only Monday. Could have a sizeable fruit salad at teh end of the week especially if someone leave us some cream on Saturday:)
     
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    StatisTYKE Well-Known Member

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    From “Day of the Fruit and Vegetables.”

    P27. “After years of being eaten by mankind, fruit and veg will take their revenge in the 21st Century. Pineapples will lead the first attack, attaching themselves to doors throughout Europe…”

    I saw a tomato in the gutter earlier. It’s starting….
     
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    Over to Stephen Dawson to answer the first question, dread to think what he could do with a Pineapple .
     
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    Not guilty..
    It does mean summat, though. I’ve heard of that before.. o_O
     
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    Maybe someone close to you trying to say you've put a bit of weight on Chunks
     
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    I can imagine it would make anyone’s eyes water :D:D
     
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    Somebody wants you to do a riff of the Jason Lee chant, playing your organ whilst singing "I've got a pineapple, on my head" to the tune of “He's Got The Whole World In His Hands".
     
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    Did you know that the world record for eating pineapple chunks is held by a Cuban?
     
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    Sure it’s not a pineapple RING doorbell ,see what I did there:):)
     
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    Symbol of warm welcomes and hospitality.
     
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    lk311 Well-Known Member

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    Google Pineapple ring
     
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    lk311 Well-Known Member

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    If one is left it is supposed to be a sign of invitation.
     
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    Fresh pineapple is really good for bad joints. Get it scoffed old boy you'll feel like a new man .
     
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