Phantom Shitter

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  1. Sca

    Scarthy Well-Known Member

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    Scarthy, Dec 29, 2022
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  2. mick woodhouse

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    Near me that ! Beats the dog **** that someone keeps leaving on pavement
     
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    It's Azeem Rafiq's garden according to an ITV report.
     
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    Surely someone must recognise this disgusting person ?
     
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    Baldrick, Dec 29, 2022
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    didn't realise azeem rafiq lived in barnsley. there's some properly vile people knocking about.
     
    Marc, Dec 29, 2022
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    I hope the turd was scooped up as evidence. I suggest the offender should be made to eat it all in a sandwich.
     
    John Peachy, Dec 29, 2022
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    return to sender
     
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    He doesn't anymore, he had to leave the country.
     
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    I remember years ago when the window clear shat in our shed,i cut round the small piece of carpet and put it in a carrier bag. Took it to his house and his Mam answered the door, i said dose the window cleaner live here she said yes with a smile i said he's forgot this in our shed,she opened the carrier and and said urgghh. I said that's just what i thought and left it with her.
     
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  11. I'm Spartacus

    I'm Spartacus Well-Known Member

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    Looks like Steve Agnew...
     
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    He would have kicked it into the garden from 30yds
     
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    U-Bend it like Beckham...
     
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  14. mick woodhouse

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    He’s on a sticky wicket when they find him ;);)
     
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    Don't think I've ever had a politically or ideologically motivated defecation. Reckon I'd struggle. I don't seem to have any choice at all in when it's happening, I get a maximum 2 minute warning and I either find a suitable receptacle or suffer the consequences.
     
    Jay, Dec 29, 2022
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    Glad it’s not just me.
     
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    Can you rip DNA from a turd.? o_O
    Asking for a friend..:)
     
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    Only if it contains sweetcorn. Everything else gets obliterated.
     
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  19. mick woodhouse

    mick woodhouse Well-Known Member

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    Yes you can . Lots of dna from sh!te mainly used for cancer diagnosis etc
     
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  20. JLWBigLil

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    Yes, from the epithelial cells.
     
    JLWBigLil, Dec 29, 2022
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