Shittest Liquorice Allsort Poll

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Which is the worst in the box?

  1. Them blue or pink nobbly ones

    17 vote(s)
    24.3%

  2. Plain liquorice tube

    20 vote(s)
    28.6%

  3. Bertie Bassett

    3 vote(s)
    4.3%

  4. The round coconutty ones

    18 vote(s)
    25.7%

  5. Fondant sandwich ones

    8 vote(s)
    11.4%

  6. Liquorice tube with fondant in the middle

    4 vote(s)
    5.7%
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  1. TitusMagee

    TitusMagee Well-Known Member

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    I once slept with someone with a huge fanny. She was from Featherstone. Gave me chlamydia too...

    Would still have that over the black liquorice allsorts, though, or any of them other than the coconut ones.
     
    TitusMagee, Jan 6, 2023
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    You know that old saying “strap a plank across your a@se and you’ll never fall in”
     
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    They aren't spice, they are sweets lol.
    But I agree licqurish is horrible, although I always liked Bertie Bassett as a kid. :)
     
    Acido Tyke, Jan 6, 2023
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    Are those alternate brown and black layers on that list? I like them all but they're my least favourite. I always end up with half a dozen of those to eat last.
     
    Simon De Montforte, Jan 6, 2023
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    Favourite is the pink or blue bobbly ones least favourite are the coconut ones but happily eat them all
     
    Farnham_Red, Jan 6, 2023
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    They come within the overall field of 'fondant sandwich'.
     
    Tyketical Masterstroke, Jan 7, 2023
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    The blue/pink nobbly ones are the only things edible in there.

    They're not good, like, but they're edible which can't be said for the rest of the ***** in there.
     
    BarnsleyReds, Jan 7, 2023
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    Horrendous as they are in my opinion, at least they're probably quite nice for people who like liquorice.

    Parma Violets on the other hand - seriously?
    Disturbingly purple sweets that taste of soap and have the consistency of chalk.
     
    Merde Tete, Jan 7, 2023
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    I'm sure there's some subject, somewhere, that we agree on, but this ain't it...
     
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    What are your thoughts on Scott Wiseman?
     
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    He's not Scottish, and he's not a wise man.
     
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    You're making me wish I'd got sone at the shop now! I like the black and white tower the best.
     
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    Me too!
     
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    Pontefract cakes in this years box were too slimy, the rest were awesome!!!
     
    Austiniho, Jan 7, 2023
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    Don’t like the round yellow or pink ones with black segment in the middle.the rest I adore.
     
    Redsnut, Jan 7, 2023
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    You're right. His parents really should have named him "Gibraltar Thicktw@t".
     
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    That's the round cocunutty ones if you want to vote!
     
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    Redhelen, Jan 7, 2023
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    Finally, a serious poll that affects practically everyone on here(!) :D
    Oh, and I've voted for the round coconut ones.
     
    JLWBigLil, Jan 7, 2023
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    You're a wrong 'un, but thank you.
     
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    So - I'm going to call this given its 3am. The winner was 'plain liquorice tube', when everyone of right mind knows that the correct answer was of course 'them blue and pink nobbly ones'. Congratulations to the 'winners' - like lockdown and Brexit you were in the majority, but you were stupid and wrong.



    You're an illustration of broken Britain, you rotten wrong 'uns.
     
    Tyketical Masterstroke, Jan 8, 2023
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