Oh the irony - Wetherspoons eggs apology

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  1. Mr C

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    Cluckin’ ‘ell..!! :eek:
     
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    It’s just that they don’t want to shell out for the expensive English eggs.
     
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    Martin learns the meaning of ‘never put your eggs in one basket’.
     
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    What's the difference between an egg and a w@nk?
     
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    ...you can't beat a w@nk.
     
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    I bet Heston can.
     
    Gimson&theBarnsleys, Jan 11, 2023
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  7. Mr C

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    The yellow bit.? o_O
     
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    Wetherspoons dabble with British Eggs is Ova
     
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    You can get a w@nk in wetherspoons
     
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    A Brittish w@nk; none of that continental rubbish.
     
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    As an aside it really grates when people call it "Spoon's". They tend to be the sought of people that walk round with their coffee cup label to the outside when they've been to Starbuck's or Costa and speak in buzzword language interspersed with "like".
     
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    Are you an eggpert on this subject ...or just up to date with with best types of w@nks available these days lol ...I've been reliably informed an Eggyptian w@nk is best sunny side up ...who ever sonny is lol
     
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    Which came first?
     
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    I guess that depends on their respective sexes
     
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    You mean the SORT that can spell.
     
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    :D:D
     
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    Where do Eggs come from? Are they excreted or do they come out of the vagina?
     
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    Horses' eggs are excreted, the others exit in the second manner you describe.
     
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    You mean right hand drive?
     
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    I thought one thing when I heard this news......

    Oeufffff
     
    BoltonMascot, Jan 11, 2023
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