Fun facts about our new striker

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  1. Bossman

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    A joint smokes Max to get high
     
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    Good to see everyone is in top form this morning
     
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    He identifies as non binary which has caused the Cryne abacus to implode explaining the lack of January signings so far
     
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    Max used to go to the same school but in a different town to Tasmin Archer and cited it as his biggest claim to fame.
     
    Terry Nutkins, Jan 14, 2023
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    And when he dies tire, he becomes Max Shatters. If he does well, he'll inevitably sign for Luton, and become Max Hatters.
     
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    Apparently he’s never had a penalty kick awarded against him ,
    It’s a statistic he’s hoping to discard at Barnsley
     
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    He's CEO of the candlemaking brand Wax Matters.
     
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    And despite all these interesting facts and never having seen him play
    he's sh. It according to a section of the barnsley support ....that in its self is some feat
     
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    Our problems are we miss enough chances in a game to win two games but we give enough chances to lose three games .
     
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    Max was approached by the Star Wars sequel directors due to his perfect impression of Chewbacca... he however turned them down because he only does it when ejaculating.
     
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