Football phrases that annoy you

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  1. Prince of Risborough

    Prince of Risborough Well-Known Member

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    It is what it is
     
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    Level playing field.
    Moving the goal posts.
     
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    "Nothing doing"
     
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    "The fans deserve it." When talking about big clubs. Cos they have big crowds.
    Boils my ****.
    Easy to be a fan of a big club when successful and throwing towel in when not. Take newcastle for example and Man city.
    Supporters of clubs like Hartlepool deserve success as much as any other. Probably more so.
     
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    It all evens out over the course of the season.
     
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    Prince of Risborough Well-Known Member

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    Top bin
     
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    Today's referee is
    ( insert your one of choice) lol
     
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    More of a football twitter phrase, but Tinpot.

    Miss out on a transfer target, tinpot

    Close a stand due to legitimate safety concerns, tinpot

    Call a game off due to a blizzard, tinpot

    Unable to fulfil a fixture because the entire world is dealing with a pandemic, tinpot.

    Meaningless and weird little phrase intended to wind people up who simply follow a different team. The behaviour of some people is weird.
     
    Archey, Mar 7, 2023
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    ATYKE1 Well-Known Member

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    He’s making it a foot race.
     
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    “On his weaker foot.”
     
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    “My man doing bits”
    “Filth”
    “Stop that *insert player name*”
    “Baller”

    I also agree with every other one in this thread lol
     
    Cumbrian_Tyke, Mar 7, 2023
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    VAR will check it.
     
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    Anything Sam Matterface has ever said, thought, or might say in the future….

    And ‘you can’t tackle these days’.

    Yes you can. You just can’t get away with going straight through someone studs up and it be deemed clean if the ball changes direction…
     
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    "We greatly appreciate the co-operation and understanding of all supporters in these less-than-ideal circumstances and apologise for any inconvenience caused"
     
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    not enough of a foul to give a penalty.

    or words to that effect.
     
    Didcot Red, Mar 7, 2023
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    "Inviting the contact"
    One that seems to have died down is calling anyone who is quick...
    "rapid"
     
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    If that happens inside the box the referee waves play on.
     
    Stephen Dawson, Mar 7, 2023
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    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    "Limbs" "tekkers"

    More social media b0ll0x
     
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    "Joining me as match summariser today is former Crystal Palace striker Clinton Morrison"
     
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    "nahhh just kiddin' but you know what I mean Jeff/ Jules". No we don't know what you mean. You're supposed to be describing what's happening.
     
    Stephen Dawson, Mar 7, 2023
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